Friday, 7 August 2009

MILK!

I have to do a diet before my surgery.
It is thus:

4 pints semi skimmed milk
1 salty drink (like bovril or chicken oxo)
1 sugar free jelly
2 litres of water

Snacks of which I could have three a day but only 1 of each could be
1 salty drink (like bovril or chicken oxo)
1 stick of sugar free gum
1 sugar free jelly

I am a little peeved to note the absence of fillet steak and chips in this list.
Balls.

Current Pain Rating: 0

1 comments:

  1. 1 stick of sugar free gum !!!!
    A snack?

    I think not, chewing gum has no connection with eating.
    Just keep saying it's for my own good and the absence real food won't seem as bad.
    Yeah right!
    I've always found fillet steak overrated.

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