Girls,Guns,Guts,Guitars.

Well, what a crap couple of years it's been. Lost my best mate, my band, my brother, a Fender Stratocaster, a Gibson SG and 10 stones in weight. Also many pints of blood, one elbow joint, nearly all my hemoglobin and two bad habits. Where do we go from here? Onwards and upwards dear hearts, onwards and upwards. I have started playing the blues again - my brother's death kicked the switch. Even I think I'm good. I may start looking for other musicians and form a small beat combo - just for fun you understand.

I'm afraid I have mislead you - there's nothing in this post about girls! Or, indeed, guns.

BUT - anyone correctly identifying all four of the main characters in the picture above, with an approximate date, will win a prize - a gen-u-wine rubber nose.

Current Pain Rating: 1

Andrew Brian "Billy" Clark

Sad to say my brother Billy died at home in bed last Monday 8th March 2011.
Peace brother.

Current Pain Rating: Off the scale!

Oooof!

Just landed - some 5 months in space. Cryo-unit malfunctioned and I had to substitute other methods to stay 'asleep'.
Earth seems exactly the same as when I left.
How droll.

I am pleased to be able report that the recent arse transplant has not rejected me (yet) and indeed seems to have improved my flagging health, despite having been performed whilst drifting in the outer reaches of the solar system.

Goodness, I'm even considering picking up a guitar again!

Now I guess I'll have to re-learn how to communicate with the humanoids inhabiting this place.

No Fun!

Current Pain Rating: 3