Earth seems exactly the same as when I left.
How droll.
I am pleased to be able report that the recent arse transplant has not rejected me (yet) and indeed seems to have improved my flagging health, despite having been performed whilst drifting in the outer reaches of the solar system.
Goodness, I'm even considering picking up a guitar again!
Now I guess I'll have to re-learn how to communicate with the humanoids inhabiting this place.
No Fun!
Current Pain Rating: 3
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