Cycling for the monarchy.

"People occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."

Now, I'm paraphrasing Winnie here, but for FUCKS sakes - 1 million people attended the royal wedding in London.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......must be nearly time for a war, now we are all pacified?
Me - I was in Burnham/Highbridge/Brean cycling and having fun.
Fell foul of the tide and got awfully muddy.

Current Pain Rating: 2

I Wish I Could Go Home With All The Big Folks.

I'm pretty sure I posted this before, but it's SO good I'm lettin' y'all have it again.
I particularly like the 'thousand yard stare' about 8 seconds in - reminds me of me right now!

Current Pain Rating: 3

I've always been mad, I know I've been mad..........

Things are not too good here at Thrasher Towers. A lifetime of substance abuse seems to be taking it's toll, physically and mentally on top of which one's younger brother decided to top himself a few weeks ago. More broken bones as well.

Really, I should be kept in a cage, preferably on another planet a safe distance from Earth. If you do go for this option, people of Earth, I want to be fed choice cuts of raw vegetables by the duskiest of handmaidens and then have them perform acts of sexual deviance upon me that score just within the parameters of 'normal human'. Sort that out and you have a deal.

Current Pain Rating: 4.5