Things are not too good here at Thrasher Towers. A lifetime of substance abuse seems to be taking it's toll, physically and mentally on top of which one's younger brother decided to top himself a few weeks ago. More broken bones as well.Really, I should be kept in a cage, preferably on another planet a safe distance from Earth. If you do go for this option, people of Earth, I want to be fed choice cuts of raw vegetables by the duskiest of handmaidens and then have them perform acts of sexual deviance upon me that score just within the parameters of 'normal human'. Sort that out and you have a deal.
Current Pain Rating: 4.5
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